the stock market report

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 12-May-2010 9:02:25

Today's Stock Market Report: -From Stan Kegel-

Knives were up sharply.
Hiking equipment was trailing.
Diapers remain unchanged.
Coca Cola fizzled.
Ice machines were frozen solid.
Airplanes have gone sky high.
Frog legs took a jump.
Mouse sales have been squeeking by.
Books have just recovered.
Kitchen wears are really cooking.
There is but brief news on boxer shorts.
Railroads are now on track.
Cracker sales are crumbling.
The profits on foods are being eaten away.
Bricks are holding up nicely.

Post 2 by Nicky (And I aprove this message.) on Wednesday, 12-May-2010 10:35:34

love your jokes, keep them all comeing

Post 3 by Sword of Sapphire (Whether you agree with my opinion or not, you're still gonna read it!) on Wednesday, 12-May-2010 20:46:44

Lol! Amusing.

Post 4 by LeoGuardian (You mean there is something outside of this room with my computer in it?) on Wednesday, 12-May-2010 20:54:49

Yeah do you trademark this stuff? Lol

Post 5 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Wednesday, 12-May-2010 22:54:08

man, where do you find these? they're awesome.

Post 6 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 13-May-2010 11:35:06

I generally get them in emails from friends who know my sense of humor. Glad people like them.